“Honey
pack your things we’re going to see the world before it goes BOOM!
I’ve sold the house, the kids and even the dog...”
“WHAT?!
Are you dumb? Oh, why did I even marry you? 2012 was just a joke!”
Some
years ago a bunch of scientists discovered a stone tablet with Mayan
hieroglyphs which predicted a so called “end of the world” in the
year 2012. And then the press got a hold of it and then everyone
started to freak out as usual. Everyone keeps on saying that
everything will end but I don’t want to believe it. For all those
who are having panic attacks just thinking about it, do not worry,
have no fear, the end of the world is not
nigh...
A German expert after
studying the tablet a tiny bit more carefuly was able to understand a
bit more: the tablet would in fact predict not the end of the world
but just the beginning of a new era. The tablet predicts the coming
of a god which the Mayans would have to prepare for. Since they are a
tiny bit extinct, they won’t be able to prepare a room for him,
he’ll just have to go to a motel and I don’t think they do
charity...
This article goes to show
just how silly some people become when they hear of a so-called end of
the world. The world also ended in 2000, remember? So, I hope that
people will not freak out when yet another end of the world
prediction pops up!
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